I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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