You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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