another moral hangover. fuck.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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