Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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