I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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