no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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