Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34