Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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