Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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