Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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