Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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