guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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