hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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