none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
