what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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