My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Oh god it's open bar.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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