would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Fuck appropriateness.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Randomize
