the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I think I am morally bankrupt
That reminds me...we need to get swords
two words...techno handjob
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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