i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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