I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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