I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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