Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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