Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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