Dude my mom stole all your condoms
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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