I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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