WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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