me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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