I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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