So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
