He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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