I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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