i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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