what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
