Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize