SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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