Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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