So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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