remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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