last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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