ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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