just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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