The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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