saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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