Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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