she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
