why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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