this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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