The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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