KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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