if i can run in heels then i can drive
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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