You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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