just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
