honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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