: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
