we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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