Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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